King of All Remote Controls

A Title's Worth

For the past few months I've been compiling a list of titles or occupations claimed by various online personae - most of them people I've run across on various social networking sites.  Here are 28 29 of my favorites.

Some of these are intentionally tongue-in-cheek, and some are actual corporate titles, while others are cluelessly megalomaniacal. You be the judge as to which are which.

• Social Network Guru
• Digital Marketing Strategist
  
• Social Networking Fanatic
• Czar
• Advocate
• Web Strategist
• Web 2.0 Fanatic
• Social Media Addict
• Social Media Junkie
• Social Media Geek
• IT Road Warrior
• Network Marketeer
• Internet/E-Commerce Professional
• Marketing Mentor Extraordinaire
• Social Mediaphile
• Life Fulfillment Coach
• Spiritual Intuitive Counselor
• Motivational and Inspirational Speaker
• Stealth-like Web and Multimedia Design Ninja
• Apple Whore
• Career Coach
• Business Strategist
• Brand Reputation Management
• High-tech Public Relations Professional
• New Media Marketing Maven
• Internet Entrepreneurial Consultant and Mentor
• Master Results/Performance Coach
• Change Agent
• King of All Remote Controls
  

Cell Phone Reunion

Here's a great video from CollegeHumor.com (2:45).

Groundhog Day

Yeah, it's Groundhog Day, alright. Some large ground squirrel was rudely awakened earlier today and asked to predict the weather. Nutty, isn't it?

  

Sometimes I wonder why my cable service blanks out for a couple seconds or the sound on certain channels goes off unpredicatably.

Could this cable company rats-nest of cable connections have anything to do with it?  Nah, probably not.

 

  

It's always terrible when a pet goes missing. I hope these people find Grady the cat.

 

  

We had a mini heatwave here yesterday, but we'll be getting back to more seasonable temps today and even more so tomorrow.